We've all seen pictures of Burt's restoration projects, Hugh's work on his Yammy getting it ready for his trip to Brixham and Tim's ridiculous American forks on his CRF resulting in a small off road chopper
Well these next photo's make those blokes efforts look like the tinkerings of infants,
there's 3 before shots and 3 after. and for all you doubters out there I can assure you it is the same bike.
There's not enough room in the text area to list all the work and modifications carried out so I will be making available a 42 page fact sheet for those interested,
I'll be putting her to the test this very Saturday in the Whanganui masters games representing my homeland Wales,
I'm abstaining from any sexual activity in the hour and a half before the start to give me an aggressive edge
Good work mate. Don't forget you'll need knobblies (unless the Masterb@te Games are held in a vinyl clad booth) and a well stocked picnic basket for when you're hiding in the bushes waiting for the pack to complete the loop back to town.
It's well know that he only ever follows his hose, the only reason he moves is because he keeps pulling it...........
When you back SC? it's about time you pulled yourself onto the train and visited the pub by newton Station again followed by a curry. The pub is now famous after a family brawl there that made national news a few weeks back, police are still looking for a six fingered individual who started it all by pointing at some bird on the dance floor.
Truly astonishing work, SC - with these pictures representing a 1000 transgender hours work I now find it easier to understand why Wales has maintained its status as the country it has always been.
I reckon you have missed one trick though - spray some Mr Sheen on that seat and you have an Enduro god turd polishing machine.
Good luck at the start on your way to the hide, mate.
I'm not sure you know what 1000 man hours would feel like, as that's probably about 10 times the amount of working hours you've put in since those heady days nicking barley sugar sweets from the corner shop at Teyfant.
If you've laid a finger on the moving parts of the mighty CRF in the picture, I guess she now only fires up after being jump started down Auckland High Street and lacks any retardation by way of a braking set-up.
I suppose the top box is stuffed full of jizz mags with the face of Lynn Press stuck over the "models'" own one to get your kicks.
Anyway - good choice of bike for a race of any description.
I forgot what a rude bunch of blokes you lot are, 7 replies and all of them insults, my dear old nanny Blodwyn used to say "if you can say anything nice then shut the feck up"
Any way most of the other riders are on KTM's and seeing as no KTM has ever ran for more than 2 hours without needing a major rebuild I reckon I'm a shoe in for the title.x
Dirty Ming wrote: the face of Lynn Press stuck over the "models'"
Lynn Press what a girl tho not known for her face, she had the biggest pair of knockers ever seen in Hartcliffe school and yours truly had the pleasure of unleashing her mighty t1ts many a time, Picture Peter BC's noggin with his lucky horse shoe shaved off and a lovely dark brown nipple perched on top then double it.
Sadly she never let me pork her tho a good mate of mine used to screw her in her Mini and tell me all about it and that's as good as boning her in my book.x
Thank you Burt it's nice to know someone realises the blood sweat n tears that I've put into this project.
Sadly tho I am pulling out of the race because two women have been entered and I ain't risking my street cred with the chance of being beaten by a front bottom.x
Fully understable Pen mate being beaten by a front bottom may have tilted your fevered mind to overload, The fact the organisers let the under 18 BMX riders to join and race the over 50s Enduro motorbike race (lack of entrants) didn't influence you did it? .. Aud ....not to have.
-- Edited by Skippy BK on Thursday 5th of February 2015 10:15:39 PM
Not a chance I very nearly died on it today, I was overtaken by all the over 60,s who started 2 minutes behind my mob I collided with a fence and had a large tree branch pole vault me off, by the grace of our dear lord I'm uninjured,
I fully milked it when telling missus about my brush with the grim reaper and have earned a sympathy blower commencing in about 20 minutes, before anyone asks, yes the 2 girls passed me on my second lap tho in my defence the laps were 16 phuckin kilometers long. only got one pic its the start bit I'm under the power pole and slightly to the right pink number 5.
now off to wet wipe me helmet and talcum powder me plums. x
Sounds like a similar half arsed effort them Taffys put it on the rugby field mate - about which you have been strangely quiet.....?? Still sounds like you got a better reward than they did.
No medal but i did get a free bottle of water and sachet of electrolytes from a super buxom nurse in the st Johns caravan,
she had stockings on and I sat next to her for a while with a half mast on pretending to recover from severe dehydration,
I was doing alright with her till some pr1ck went over the bars and she took off on the back of a quad bike.
Wellington rugby sevens last night the mighty England beaten by teenagers.x
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