Super C cannot have a sister - she'd have shot him in her early teenage years for his persistent stretching or sniffing of her knickers.
I'm serious that I want learn to play the piano - I don't think my chums should mock me....I'm all hurt now....see that, I'm getting sensitive like a musician already. The flatscreen Windows frigging 8 PC will be frisbeed out of the highest window in the bungalow before you know it.
Free upgrade to windross 10 soon so don't despair. Jus throw a souffle at the screen, doesn't fix anything but makes you feel so much better and at one with the world in general.
I look forward to your piano evenings where you can play something a bit upbeat like, the funeral march or "whose sorry now interspersed with a bit of Little richard god golly miss Molly and Elton gaylord John Saturday nights all right for fighting (or any night if its Newton abbot)
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Effing L F I've just opened a PM from Peter bc and I'm extremely upset, the swine has asked me for my sisters number regarding piano lessons,
Tragically my sister fell in a fire aged 9 and has NO fingers.
I feel he's over stepped the mark here and I demand you throw the book at him, preferably a copy of "problems and issues with your KTM volume 1 A-C He's got one on his bookshelf if you can lift it launch it straight at his orange noggin.
regards. Simon.x
-- Edited by super****le on Saturday 27th of June 2015 02:45:20 AM
It takes only a little imagination (n an equally sick one at that) to imagine that was she pushed by an older brother, tired of Welsh leek stories n lack of success in any field, to become tired of her dexterous, pretty tinkling Ivory fingers n suddenly become more interested in her learning the assisted Oboe with the help of her older sibling.
Man alive Cackle your almost the sickest person I have ever known.
My sister Monica took up the mouth organ and is currently in a top rated skiffle/punk band.
On the subject of you playing piano I must point out you need long slender nimble fingers and as we all know the half pound of sausages you've got dangling from your arms aint gonna cut it kid, may I suggest a percussion instrument such as the tambourine or triangle.
lack of success in any field? that's a bit harsh sir,
I'll have you know I've had many a fine fumble in the fields of the Dundry hillocks.x
Apologies SC that was a wee bit harsh I have to admit I've witnessed a number of your successful tumbles from the CRf .... And some first in class whimpering about same from thy good Welsh blooded self has been reported.
When i referred to the field I was, of course, just referring to sheep bothering and Wales' total lack of success though the ages and the notable defeat of the Kiwis recently by the fine upstanding team who call the Marylebone Cricket Club their home whilst the rest of you jonny come latelys just call it the home of Cricket.... For which I have secured returned tickets to watch the Ashes in two weeks....
Woohoo!
-- Edited by Oddly Sober on Sunday 28th of June 2015 11:00:52 PM
tickets to watch the Ashes in two weeks....
