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Come along Samuel, don't be shy.  Full details please...



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Well ok then...

The might Katoommm has now gone to a good home... And when I say good home I mean a copper from Exeter that I beleave may ride with some TRF boods....

I Told the misses when putting the 250 up for sale that I may wait till after Xmas to replace the bike but the 2 stroke temptation was to great and after a long 12 hours with no bike ( and yes it was a hard time ) the garrage space is now filled with raymondos old KTM 200 and a fine bike she is...

Timbo if you fell the need to get out tomorrow then I'll happily show you how to crash it on a dirty lane somewhere local....



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There was me thinking something from the stable of Triang or Fisher Price but no siree Sam seems you have procured a one "mature" gentlemen owner bike that has only ever been ridden [ragged within an inch of its life] on Devon's green lanes. Well done

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Nice bike.



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So first trip out on the new toy and as promised yep crashed it!!!! I must say it wasn't my fault and it would of happened to who ever was leading at the time 🤔

So I now also have a confession!!!! after many a ride with raymondo leading with the KTM at what can only be discribed as a brisk pace I reacall being told by raymondo that it wasn't him that wanted to ride like a loon it was the bike......

I personal have always felt that this was just crap coming form the newly converted 2 stroke boy but now after a day's ride on said machine I can confirm its the bikes fault 😂😱😱😱😳

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It's the bike fault?

Really?

That sounds like a tale tall enough to be told by the Burp Dude...of Longstanding.

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Well Pete you know my riding style... slow relaxed pace looking at the great Devon country side....

Now today on the other hand was a wash with brappp sound the smell of 2 stroke oil all mixed together with a now blurry veiw of the Devon country side....

So what can I say I've not suddenly become graham Jarvis and the only noticeable change is the bike so it's the bike I'm telling you......



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Change your socks n life will be less smelly

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Yes this is very true Pete....

Or

move to oz and ware flip flops all day and look at porn on broken Pc's this too makes your feet smell less 🤔

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SamHB wrote:

So first trip out on the new toy and as promised yep crashed it!!!! I must say it wasn't my fault and it would of happened to who ever was leading at the time 🤔

So I now also have a confession!!!! after many a ride with raymondo leading with the KTM at what can only be discribed as a brisk pace I reacall being told by raymondo that it wasn't him that wanted to ride like a loon it was the bike......

I personal have always felt that this was just crap coming form the newly converted 2 stroke boy but now after a day's ride on said machine I can confirm its the bikes fault 😂😱😱😱😳


 I thought i would give my thoughts before i go to my Therapy class

He has took to the bike like a Duck on water ,  i kept telling him he was riding too fast 

Any way the 10ft long log be hit in the middle of the (footpath) was harsh and sent him in a triangular flying motion yards away from the impact point

Such a spectacular crash sent me mind boggling thoughts  

see you Saturday ?



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I can see clearly exactly where you are thinking from ....the Peyote cactus does indeed have qualities n characteristics that induce the lymphatic nodes to release endorphins n more if you care to research....nevertheless I think caution shouldbe exercised n sun cream is advised. There's a song there

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