Just received this lovely email out of the blue. Things just keep looking up!
"Hello dear, I wish to acquainted with you. I'm a lonely girl, my name is Iuliia. I'm 33 years. I wanna to find my special someone. I'm searching for a responsible man with serious purposes, for new relation. I live in wonderful country called Russian Federation. You live in UK? My wish is to meet a life partner and stay with him until the end of life. Our goals is the same? In this letter i sent you my photo, also i'll wait your pictures. If you're not interested, please ignore this message. I'll understand. If you are interested, we can keep our communication much more closely in our next messages."
Ok, at 33 she's no spring chicken, and she could do with a bit of meat on/in her, but apart from that quite a catch.
I'm going to send her my address / bank details after the birthday cider has worn off.
Many happy returns sir and fingers crossed for yer birthday blower, Hhmmm summit bit fit fishy bout ole Rusky due to her lack of thrupny bits I'll wager she could be a manimal but fear not co's as PBC says "some of my finest noshings have been from men".x
I'll take that compliment sir but sailing me out to Thatchers rock in your banana boat then marooning I on it to perish untill I agreed to chew you off for a rescue was a little unfair, although once I got into it shut my eyes and imagined it was a large cl1torous twas quite enjoyable and to get something warn inside me helped the hypothermia.
p.s you might wanna cut down on yer garlic intake.x
I take exception to that mate. It was you who came up with the marooned and raped mermaid fantasy and insisted on the duck tape around the wet suited legs the squeezed moobs wetsuit n seaweed wig effect.
Twas a Great afternoon thanks. Given your preponderance to large ladies im pleased you recall a large clitty (you missed a small laugh there mate).
Apart from FBF frazzling your noggin with well meant technical advice is the world shaping up as you'd hope?
Be mindful of rare plants as well as nesting birds and someone being at the base of the cliff when you hurl RV over.
