woke up with a hang over , in a rush to fit my lads chain at 7am span the wheel but didn't remove my fingers in time =one chopped off across the finger nail , the other chopped of behind the nail
woke up with a hang over , in a rush to fit my lads chain at 7am span the wheel but didn't remove my fingers in time =one chopped off across the finger nail , the other chopped of behind the nail
FFS Raymonde! That'll keep you out of mischief for a while.
Double FFS Ray....ouch clutch hand I see so as Sam sympathetically said nae bother could have chopped em off to the first knuckle and just got a recluse. Sorry to hear it mate and get well soon.
Years back, a bloke I M/C couriered with in London (in the 80's) did exactly the same thing. He ran the engine in gear and was lubing his chain and somehow got his pinkies wraped around the rear sprocket, under the chain. Result, 3 fingers cut off above the knuckle.
And.......another one of my then work buddy's decided to rebuild a motorcycle in his front room. The problem was that he washed bike parts in petrol, after a while, the pilot light on the cooker ignited the vapour, him and his flat. Bad burns to his face, arms and scalp. What a trooper.
Middle finger now sown back on 50/50 if it works, less serious pinky has its turn tomorrow
Nurse said i was brave ,i was sat up against a table and she was opposite inspecting my wound ,she didn't know my other hand was down my trousers :) nice titties
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You will never get Haemorrhoids with a KTM seat !
Blindness is caused by holding the porn mag to close to ones face
The time it takes to get a fully erect Penis should be a Olympic Sport
Middle finger now sown back on 50/50 if it works, less serious pinky has its turn tomorrow
Nurse said i was brave ,i was sat up against a table and she was opposite inspecting my wound ,she didn't know my other hand was down my trousers :) nice titties
Awwww - boring rides indeed - you not been fishing lately Tim!
Ray - you missed a trick - stick all the fingers under the lads chain next time you could get a prosthetic hand that grips. Always feel like someone else is bashing the the religious icon.
By the way how old is the lads chain you were greasing at 07:00 - shouldn't he have been doing it himself?
Tim is the super fluffiest loveliest lane leader, righteously riding radical routes. Challenging chumps, championes and mushrooms who are better kept in the dark.
Cackle - you ever experienced how you can run out of witty come backs to infantile joshing? The only reason the Johnnie looked liked that, as you know, is because you wanted the full on rib tickling bumming and I cut the leg off my full wetsuit to accommodate and then receive such abuse. You should be trite.
Rib tickling bumming! thats a bit near the knuckle kid, this is a respectfull motorcycle website for the elderly biker so lets keep it clean,
last time i saw your wet suit it was in one piece looking like a large pile of black pudding with your orange noggin perched on top whilst riding a mobility scooter dragging a bunch of large plastic bananas causing Torquay traffic chaos.
I'm just googling the word trite n I'll get back to you.x
yer tis good , only have it covered in day time as from now ,air makes it heal faster so they said , doc said 4/6 months and should be fully repaired
Will be riding from the 28th dec
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You will never get Haemorrhoids with a KTM seat !
Blindness is caused by holding the porn mag to close to ones face
The time it takes to get a fully erect Penis should be a Olympic Sport
Fully repaired? That Doc sounds a wee bit like hooky from my beloved Peter Pan novels. You cannae grow bone? Whatever he's selling you Ray - dinnae you believe it. Then again excellent drugs are good value.
Aha Hercule says that was a mere flesh wound then? How many ten to the power of thirteen times has exaggerations been discouraged. Cackle with his weiner photoshopped. It's time this forum got serious about providing reliable information so that we can become comparable to the British Broadcasting Corporation and transmit to a wider audience. I for one will never right nonsense again. Tonight.
Hmm yeah I am still alive. Been sort of busy I guess.
Doing something very important I suppose? Well it took precedent over dying so guess you must have been living and herein lies a potentially long winded monologue that could take the form of a Spalding Grey rant - he talks much better than I write I love art.
https://youtu.be/GViDEo081f4
-- Edited by PBC on Sunday 18th of December 2016 01:17:33 AM
