Interesting !

Burt Dude · I used to be indecisive, but now I am not so sure

Interesting !

Peterbc · Willy Wombats Butt Plug

rd 350 lc on eBay reserve not yet met at +£5k anyone buy own back along when new?

Burt Dude · I used to be indecisive, but now I am not so sure

Had a nearly new 250 and 350 LC. Cracking bikes !

Peterbc · Willy Wombats Butt Plug

I liked the blue n White ones but never had one....

supercockle · Anasol anti botty grapes

images[4].jpg Finally a thread I can contribute summit sensible,

I too seem to be slightly elderly for the LC's and was the proud owner a a RD 200 biggest bike I ever owned, scared me witless, siezed many times mainly due to lack of two stroke oil it used to drink it like Peter bc drinks wine,finally to avoid a head on in Dundry lane I flew thru a hedge on her and ended sat upright in a ploughed field, replaced her with a XL185s which never missed a beat. sadly women and motor cars took over a few months later.x

-- Edited by super****le on Monday 3rd of June 2013 09:12:37 AM

Burt Dude · I used to be indecisive, but now I am not so sure

You mean white'n blue............. confuse Yar ?

Peterbc · Willy Wombats Butt Plug

Yar

Lucky · BMW's 'R' Us

All too modern for me. I had the earlier RD250 in silver. For about 2 months, then stepped up to a CB750F and promptly crashed that... The joy of youth.

Burt Dude · I used to be indecisive, but now I am not so sure

If we are on the subject of RD's and other two strokes..............

RD125, TS125, 2 x RD200, SB200 Suzuki , TS250ER x 2, 2 x X7 Suzuki , Beneli 250 2C , 2 x RD250's, RD250LC, RD350LC, KH250, X 2 GT550 triple, GT750 triple etc

Lucky · BMW's 'R' Us

Why doesn't that surprise me?

Burt Dude · I used to be indecisive, but now I am not so sure

SAYS YOU GARY!

Hang on.......there's more......

TS50 Suzuki, C50, SS50 Honda's, DT250MX , DR400 4T, CB200 Honda, Yamaha XS 250, Honda CX500 and 650, Yamaha XS750 shaft, GS750, GS850G shaft, GS1000, Kawasaki ZXR750R (the one I broke my spine on, during a crash) Yamaha XTZ750, KTM 400 x 2, KTM950, Honda XL600LMF, XR600, X 2 Honda XR650, Triumph tiger 955i and lets not forget.............DR800BIG.

I may have left some out. And the only new bike was the TS50ER !

supercockle · Anasol anti botty grapes

Gordon Bennet !! you must be older than Yoda..

SS50 hardy har har.. I was followin a mate of mine who was on one when a daschund ran out in front of him the feckin thing was so long he couldn't go to the right or left of it so hit it a midrift and flew over handlebars. one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed..x

Lucky · BMW's 'R' Us

Broke your spine?! Andy did his pelvis. This biking is frigging dangerous.

I been down the road at speed too but avoided anything hard and never hurt myself. Call me lucky I suppose.

Peterbc · Willy Wombats Butt Plug

Fsie, CZ 175, Suzy TS 125, Honda SL 125, Yam TY 50 p, Suzy TS 50 ER and 3 FS1e rest projects (sold the last Kenny Roberts speed block last of pedal FS1 from 1977 for £65 - ouch) then a beloved Gilera 50, DT 175, XS 650 then no bikes for years until Honda Transalp, KTM 400 and 640, Yam XS 650 and me Dad's TDM.

Never crashed a bike on the road......crashed into a shed and loads of other stuff on the lanes, never broke a bone with bikes but gave myself a hernia shagging my statuesque bird in a jacuzzi when I was 18 and another aged 47 probably playing tennis or lifting a bike! I hate getting older.

I am giving up wine tomorrow.

supercockle · Anasol anti botty grapes

Ok, bored with bike histories, more details on the the bird in a jacuzzi episode please Peter bc,

Peterbc · Willy Wombats Butt Plug

Simeon, these things are sent to try, possibly tie but ultimately traumatise ... you....best you don't be aware of all the stuff you missed out on. You're head would explode but youd be up; and 0.87% of all wan king related deaths are caused by head loss which bears a sinister statistical co-relation with 1st time pre-med users. Oh sorry, I meant to say.... Fek off. Mate. Ya Cnut. X

Burt Dude · I used to be indecisive, but now I am not so sure

KLR650 and a GPZ900R as well !

supercockle · Anasol anti botty grapes

Peter bc, I fully understand your reluctance to elaborate on your trip to gay world.. I on the other hand managed to get tugged off by a middle aged school teacher [female] in a public jacuzzi.

Two elderly swimmers climbed in as I was gettin out, I clocked em in changing rooms later, both had man porridge clinging to thier hairy legs.

Man I love Centre Parcs..x

Clayton · Has orange blood

Back on topic with some lovely RD350LC's biggrin biggrin biggrin

-- Edited by Clayton on Tuesday 4th of June 2013 06:21:14 PM

Dirty Ming · Wannit delivered? Well do ya punk?

My, this thread has seriously gone off topic somewhat confuse

Burt Dude · I used to be indecisive, but now I am not so sure

Off............

You say !

supercockle · Anasol anti botty grapes

Yeah I agree, it was ticking along quite sensibly till that bloody Peter bc mentioned jacuzzi's.
He also called me a knob jockey and a spunk bubble in a PM, surely he should be repremanded in some way?..x

Dirty Ming · Wannit delivered? Well do ya punk?

Never had one but yearned for one of the red and white 350LCs.

I went from a Suzuki X1 50cc slug to a brand spanking ER125 (£625 from APS Motorcycles in Stokes Croft).

Got hit off that whilst filtering at a bit too high a speed. Austin A1300 got let out of a side turning in traffic as I was overtaking. A lesson well learnt and I now pay the junctions more notice when in "courier mode".

Anyways - took the bike in somewhere up Clifton way for them to straighten the forks. "Can I get a loan bike?" said I. "Yep, we have something here for you to commute on whilst we're doing yours". On the way up I'm thinking of various beasts I could be let loose on. Imagine my joy when they wheeled out a Honda Express 50cc shopping trolley. I looked super cool going round Wills' roundabout on the way home dressed head to toe in leather on a bike that wouldn't top 25mph. disbelief

Sold that and got a DT125LC, then sort of sensible and a RS250 followed. Now, I know what you're thinking - the Aprilia RS250 2-stroke screamer isn't thought of as a sensible option normally. But this was the early 80's and the Aprilia hadn't been invented. No...it was the dull Honda CB250RS that I had. Sold that and got a succession of cars as girls took over as my main source of entertainment and didn't get another until the late 90's when I bought a Yamaha FZR400R - sort of a modern day RD350LC. Regularly had that on the limiter at 130mph confuse

Then a CBR600, ZX6R, GSXR750 which I highsided and was left with fractured pelvis, tibia, fibula and ankle, then 2 Fazer1000's and a KTM950Adventure.

If we're gonna compare scars, the one on my hip goes halfway down my leg. If that's the sort of keyhole surgery Pete's having, it'll be done by a prison warder with a big bunch disbelief

FBF · Resident crash test dummy

Back on topic, you can get those vacuum bags that you use a vacuum to suck the air out and compact all your gear.

Problem is the size of the vacuum cleaner you have to take with you, then theres the extension lead and generator to consider as well.

Alternatively take a girlfriend that can suck like a hoover.

Dirty Ming · Wannit delivered? Well do ya punk?

FBF wrote:

Alternatively take a girlfriend that can suck like a hoover.

Enter Super****le, stage left..........with his anecdotes wink

supercockle · Anasol anti botty grapes

Aha !! back on topic I see, never had a decent sucker for an actual girlfriend but did manage to pull a portly bint who told me she was renowned for her blowers, so promptly jumped in the back seat of her renault 5 where she went at it like a train, sadly tho I'd taken onboard too much Hofmiester and barfed on the back of her swede.. she was fully not amused..x

FBF · Resident crash test dummy

You could take up coach driving Pete.

That way at least you would have an excuse for being a fat barsteward

Peterbc · Willy Wombats Butt Plug

Good news and bad news, good news starting to be able to get about now which is good even though has taken much longer than I was led to believe. Bad news it seems all the associated swelling has gone down and the only conclusion I can reasonably arrive at is that I am indeed a fat basterd......should have had some liposuction whilst I was under the knife!

Throb · Novice

Fat people should be cremated to keep the tax payer wealthier.

Throb · Novice

As should thin people who eat and shout about the **** they eat to keep thin. Liars.

Throb · Novice

Actually anyone I don't like should be fuel to fire of keeping sensibly warm, if a cold front arrives get out into your community and burn fat and overly thin people and anyone who pisses you off to keep the chill off your toes. Warning: Momma always said beards are grown for effect only and have little heating value ... That sure pissed the Muslims off.

Zeitgeist WTF · All I said was this Halibut was good enough for Jehovah

I'm nuts me.

Zeitgeist WTF · All I said was this Halibut was good enough for Jehovah

Utterly dull.

I'm thinking of heading into Aberdeen's tallest buildings and finding a larger lady to seduce in a lift.

Maybe need some SuperC rationalisation as I feel shagging a fat bird in a lift would be wrong on so many levels.......

Dirty Ming · Wannit delivered? Well do ya punk?

I'm sitting thru Xfactor whilst drinking heavily - well, you gotta live, haven't you?

Glad I'm not a lift operator in Aberdeen though......

FBF · Resident crash test dummy

Watching Xfactor sadodmasochism at its worse. I am spared the torture this weekend as the bint is on holiday away in Ibiza again. With any luck she won't come back.

Zeitgeist WTF · All I said was this Halibut was good enough for Jehovah

Five foot nine, long legs, blond all over and deep beautiful blue eyes. She was slim, long legged with 36c bust and a great ass. Worth a hernia at 18. That was 30 years ago. What I want to do now, other than attempt to relive my youth, utterly escapes me. Can someone recommend a worthwhile charity project that may be as fulfilling or memorable?

Me neither.

Zeitgeist WTF · All I said was this Halibut was good enough for Jehovah

I have noticed my farts smell worse n worse although my diet has not substantially changed. Am I alone in noticing some age related degoustant farting phenomenon?

FBF · Resident crash test dummy

Plenty things to do Pete. all depends on what you are good at!

Must admit I have grown lazy. I do have an excuse but that is not all of it.

Zeitgeist WTF · All I said was this Halibut was good enough for Jehovah

I plan to adopt a smoked mackerel, boiled eggs and bake bean diet.

-- Edited by Zeitgeist WTF on Sunday 24th of November 2013 07:30:45 AM

Zeitgeist WTF · All I said was this Halibut was good enough for Jehovah

and develop the worlds smelliest

-- Edited by Zeitgeist WTF on Sunday 24th of November 2013 07:31:22 AM

Burt Dude · I used to be indecisive, but now I am not so sure

Zeitgeist WTF wrote:
and develop the worlds smelliest

-- Edited by Zeitgeist WTF on Sunday 24th of November 2013 07:31:22 AM

......... underpants ? bleh

Zeitgeist WTF · All I said was this Halibut was good enough for Jehovah

I'm going to be nice to the Salvation Army. That's Christianity in it's purest form for me. I wish I had faith. I have hope. What is the trimuverate.? Oh no im rambling like a drunken soul with nothing better to do. Better do something else.

If by Rudyard Kipling I am off to Google.

Zeitgeist WTF · All I said was this Halibut was good enough for Jehovah

www.themagickalreview.org/poetry/if.pdf

Zeitgeist WTF · All I said was this Halibut was good enough for Jehovah

One for everyone

www.dailymotion.com/video/x1zfgn_fine-young-cannibals-good-thing_music

Zeitgeist WTF · All I said was this Halibut was good enough for Jehovah

I reckon you de tune them Lambretta's n Vespa scooters n you can shimmy up on sheep looking like one.

. Not that I would want to I'm nae a shEep botherer ponce. Good thing.

Zeitgeist WTF · All I said was this Halibut was good enough for Jehovah

Just watched Lou Reed tribute.

Good guy.

Zeitgeist WTF · All I said was this Halibut was good enough for Jehovah

Shiny, shiny boots of leather

vimeo.com/38695862

Aye

Zeitgeist WTF · All I said was this Halibut was good enough for Jehovah

Aye well given all lanes in Hoots are unavailable to motorised vehicles but otherwise there is no actual law of trespass. - I was talking with the HM weekend afore last about hybrid electric powered mountain bikes that you can pedal or use silent motor which sounds perfect, you can go anywhere you like and just pedal if you come across folk walking or riding?

Anyone know anyone who has one ( and will admit it? )

Snaf · Loadsabikes

Brian Sussex has one, it's very good but still a mountain bike.

I reccon any old moped would do for Scotland, we rode a few trials on the BM and 640 whilst there this year and can't see how you'd be prosecuted.

There is someone who's ridden to the peaks of every monroe in Scotland on a trials bike.

Just do it...................... then hope they leave the union before your court case comes up

Zeitgeist WTF · All I said was this Halibut was good enough for Jehovah

Aye. Bring on independence. 298 munroes is a lot of trial riding. As for being prosecuted the procurator fiscal just says " see you - non Jimmy - you're nicked" and your bike is impounded.