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Central Scotland has a grand total of 698 officers (thats less than 400 on shift at any one time) and no helicopters. In fact there are currently no police helicopters in Scotland at all.

There are actually 142 unsurfaced and legal to ride roads in Scotland and you can only be prosecuted for riding a place other than a road.

Military roads are roads and I can't find any records of prosecutions for riding them.

The West Highland way is 200 miles long, it may be hear say but it's regularly ridden.

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Regularly ridden by folk with no number plates. Here in NE Scotland most military roads on OS maps are now the real roads with Tarmac n White lines. The general tip is to buy a bunch of blue plastic chef caps and cover your number plate before heading into the forests and glens of the big estates and hope some grumpy and canny gamekeeper doesnae mistake you for a deer .....

"Angus I'm sorry to bother ye, I thought i shot a seven pointer earlier today but it turns oot me sights nae so good these days and it was a biker from England. I've taken the number plate off the bike and fed the sassenach to the red squirrels ... Is wee Jimmy still learning to cook as he had a bunch of chefs plastic caps in his knapsack."

I'm nae paranoid...

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Get you with your posting live links an all ! biggrin



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Cwayton made me do it Dude!

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Try a dose of this pete and forget about how manipulating Long fart can be biggrin

 



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Uncah Cwayton, thank you.

I beat up that Clapton chaps fans and said no "Cwayton is God".

Have a good un Clayters.

I'm still enjoying my psychotherapy and have a new adviser who seems to be obsessed with molluscs, small furry animals and sheep.

I'm sure a breakthrough is on it's way especially if I eat Indian food or kale.

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Clayters,
Genius you are, what great music and style.
Thanks bud. When you coming out for a ride with the SDTRF i.e. with me and Tim the godfather and filmography genie.
Pete

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I like this lot, quite old now...........

 



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Clayters,
Genius you are, what great music and style.
Thanks bud. When you coming out for a ride with the SDTRF i.e. with me and Tim the godfather and filmography genie.
Pete

 Glad you enjoyed it mate certainly something a little different, if the Christmas mayhem goes off without too much hassle I'll be giving you a shout with regards to hitting the trails.biggrin



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Its been so long Claytors, I reckon you can't ride anymore.



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Least he has a trail bike.

 



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Don't be so hard on yourself Paul, you'll get another one soon enough.



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I expect so. See how things pan out in the new year.

 



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C F Tuniicliffe if you see him as an illustrator in any book.. think ....Good thing.

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I've given this minutes of thought and I believe the true message of Christmas is something to do with having faith in a non sensical and mythical entity that makes you feel good and engenders a feeling that you belong to clique which sounds like the SDTRF. Shalom and Inshallah be you Sheite or Sunny disposition matters, not a jot, in the melting pot.

So fellow SDTRF ' ers you are "Gods".

Have a jolly nice pagan period of popular festivity.

The Hamsters.
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Thanks man, west coast,  west side........................you make the rocking world go round. Stone cold sober, but full of drugs.



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Dude I heard some wisdom...

Far have i traveled and much have i seen
Dark distant mountains with valleys of green.
Past painted deserts the sunset's on fire
As he carries me home

... Then realised it was just lifted from Mull O Kintyre.

I think Santa Claus maybe a fiction too.

Allu Akhbar

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Been watching TOTP from 1978 with that evil snot bag Noel full of crap and a primping ponce Edmonds who played only the worst excess of sh1te from that year including Floral Dnace, Smurfs, matchstick men etc.

So to redress the balance. Mr Dury.


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