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Just wanted to say a quick hello to you all from me.  I have been riding for a few years now and thought i should finally join here and see what you lot are all talking about.  Im looking to upgrade my bike now so any ideas are gratefully received.

 

 



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We mostly talk bollox.

Some are fluent in both bollox and drivel.



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That'll be me then. Hello Sir Tilt smile



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Full Tilt wrote:

Im looking to upgrade my bike now so any ideas are gratefully received.

 What about an even pinker rear shock?



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Full Tilt wrote:

 

Im looking to upgrade my bike now so any ideas are gratefully received.

 

suppose it depends what you have now but I can  strongly recommend a Harley Davidson Ultra Glide in black wink



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Full Tilt wrote:

 I have been riding for a few years now and thought i should finally join here and see what you lot are all talking about. 

 

 Not a lot really.

Pete has a Masters Degree in Nonsense and Whimsy, if that helps....

Supertaff is doing what he can to prove that the mighty Honda CRF230 is indeed indestructible even when faced by the ham-fistedness of the home mechanic.

As to what bike to progress to - what are you coming from?



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Lucky wrote:

suppose it depends what you have now but I can  strongly recommend a Harley Davidson Ultra Glide in black wink

 Bit big for green lanes. Still if you are game we will set a tent up down ruggadon and we can sell hotdogs, popcorn and bagels while you face the challenge.biggrin

 



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Don't you knock the rear shock on my DR 350 Tim.  Its pink I know but it keeps my back wheel in contact with the floor nicely thanks. :)



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Right then fellas.  I have a DR 350 at the moment. 



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Full Tilt wrote:

Right then fellas.  I have a DR 350 at the moment. 

 A DR350, you say.

With a pink shock?confuse

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'd say pretty much anything is going to be an improvement. Apart from a Harley, obviously.

 



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I'm off Harleys, but a pink rear shock sounds appealing. biggrin



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LongDude wrote:

I'm off Harleys, but a pink rear shock sounds appealing. biggrin

 Glad the drugs are workingwink

 



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LongDude wrote:

I'm off Harleys,. biggrin

 Its only Friday.

There's a whole weekend to go yet.

 



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Good point P.

Drugs are still as strong as ever M.

Long live indersision,  eh !



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Full Tilt wrote:

Just wanted to say a quick hello to you all from me.  I have been riding for a few years now and thought i should finally join here and see what you lot are all talking about.  Im looking to upgrade my bike now so any ideas are gratefully received.

 

 

 Hey up Full Tit, I have a mighty C90, if you think yer man enough she's yours.x



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 Hey up Full Tit, I have a mighty C90, if you think yer man enough she's yours.x

Its really a CRF230.

It just goes and handles like a C90 after super has "fixed" it 



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That's the 2nd time my spannering skills have been called into question on here, if there was a report abuse button I'd wear the phucker out.
I'll have you jokers know that only last night I had Snaff on the blower for over an hour while I talked him thru some major head gasket work.

Having found out last year that my mother is Welsh I've just had a family tree update from Auntie Thelma and turns out my father was Hungarian.
that fully explains why I'm Wel Hung.... WooooooooHoooooooo.x

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Good to know about your family tree....

....some say you still swing about in them

.....but we just call him the stig (said in a Clarkesonesk voice over)

Super Taff is Gaybiggrin

 






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No way am I fully gay I just help out when their busy.

It seems this family tree lark is catching,
I had a PM from old Halibut head yesterday he claims his roots stem from Little Hampton on the marsh,
a quaint English village just across the river from Spunk on the Phanny.x


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I thought you were doing some challenge thing with the C90 anyway or has that now passed you by?

 






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Sadly the C90 has one wheel in the grave, she's started jumping up into 2nd when I'm flat out and banking her over in 3rd, bloody scares me witless and takes all my skills to keep her upright, some mechanic bloke reckons cos its a rotary gearbox the tensioner spring on the gear selector has lost it's mojo and needs a new un but the part is discontinued so I'm gonna grow runner beans up her.x

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Hello full tilts
youtu.be/SbLDI5lNdRQ
This be whimsy



-- Edited by PeterBc on Sunday 23rd of March 2014 07:33:52 AM

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Were you out with the Headmaster (HM) today?

Did he take you down to some woods?

Idle speculation has it that he enjoys, a tad too much, being an authority figure and often photographically records his and others exploits.

Nevertheless those idle speculators appear to have acquired circumstantial evidence of the HM locking himself away in darkened room with only rabid punk music to accompany his overseeing and his editing and therefore his final presentation.

Investigations of his familial hereditary and potentially damaging accusative links within Welsh folk are inconclusive.

Be ware your pink shocker may have drawn you to his attention.

Now that's IMHO - fekkin top class bollox is that.

Hoots mon



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PeterBc wrote:

Were you out with the Headmaster (HM) today?

Did he take you down to some woods?

Idle speculation has it that he enjoys, a tad too much, being an authority figure and often photographically records his and others exploits.

Nevertheless those idle speculators appear to have acquired circumstantial evidence of the HM locking himself away in darkened room with only rabid punk music to accompany his overseeing and his editing and therefore his final presentation.

Investigations of his familial hereditary and potentially damaging accusative links within Welsh folk are inconclusive.

Be ware your pink shocker may have drawn you to his attention.

Now that's IMHO - fekkin top class bollox is that.

Hoots mon

I am here you know.

Considering a run report from today but find myself out of cider.



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Get in cider, 

then, when you have filled your cups, you can right or write your report Headmaster....

 



-- Edited by PeterBc on Sunday 23rd of March 2014 05:58:42 PM

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Today. I mostly behaved with sensitivity and sensibly until 9am. Then

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Top voted song this eve

youtu.be/ecBdyLTXWCE

You decide

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This however is the best sex song as it involves that limitless known thing the clitoris

youtu.be/57n9mVUENs0

Whimsy on....

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Then again

Deep down

youtu.be/kzcn91NRR7Y

Close to mandeville. There stood a lone man who was not Jimmy Savile.....

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Welcome Slim Tits,

Get a KTM 400 Exc.

A great bike for laning, forgiving but powerful.

If you buy a CRF 230 you lower your potential and may become a girl with no worthy tits at all..

Simon is the best advisor....

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Hi Full Tilt, landed in a momentary moment of sobriety. Possibly lucidity ...... but then realised the gibberish was better when subtitled and turning japanese.

It's an effort I'm prepared to make.

youtu.be/HdCfYHNctsc



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Yeh man. FBF Paul you need to excuse my contribution to this forum. I put Tilts off by being lopsided n with few social skills, the Dude, Minge they has all the graces as does the HM. Is it that they all wear thermometers?

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FBF wrote:
LongDude wrote:

I'm off Harleys,. biggrin

 Its only Friday.

There's a whole weekend to go yet.

 

 Look I'm not paranoid but see the pot holes

 



-- Edited by PeterBc on Saturday 5th of April 2014 11:10:11 PM

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Here be the best rock n roll band and frog leg eaters
youtu.be/bMPOMT251mQ

Ok maybe the not best frog leg eaters but hey,

Wayne's world

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